Skeleton Puns
Two skeletons are at a party, when one spills the other one's drink by bumping into them.
"Hey bro watch where you're going bonehead!" one of them yells, throwing the first punch.
"Man aren't you one boneafide loud mouth." the other one quickly retorts. The crowd gasps.
"Why don't you keep talking trash you spineless nerd." That one really stung. The other skeleton rolled up his sleeves but not really because he wasn't wearing any clothes because he's a skeleton he just made the motion.
"I see right through you. You can't get under my skin. You think you're being humourous but you're not. Now I'm going home to skullk because I don't have the stomach for you're behavior." He walked out and slammed the door. The skeleton stood there in shock. His ghost pal came over and gave him a hug to lift his spirits.
XD He just made the movement of rolling up his sleeves? This was hilarious. Great job! c:
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