Hank Drops The Ball
"You really dropped the ball this time!" Nora screamed. Hank really did drop the ball this time, both literally and figuratively, as in he dropped a ball into the place that doesn't except balls or else it will explode taking that universe with it.
"What do you mean Hank dropped the ball? Hank merely misplaced the ball by letting it go out Hank's hands and into the place where no balls should ever go!" yelled Hank back at Nora.
"What are we going to do oh god oh man oh god oh man we're going to be poor!" Nora was upset, but it was okay to be upset knowing that the universe was going to end and you had to stop it because your partner was proud of his extreme screw up.
"Well Hank is going to take a nap now." said Hank, and then Hank took a nap. Nora thought back to her training in science.
"If you ever drop the ball in a place where no balls should be dropped, just go get it, just because you dropped a ball in there doesn't mean you can't go get it how dumb would that be."
Her professor at space school was right, and she did just that, she went into the place where no balls should be dropped, and got the ball. Hank still napped, and Nora saved the universe and her job.
Nice and straightforward. Hank is dank and a klutz when it comes to balls, and I think we all know a Hank who ruins everything and then we must go fix his stupid mistake when he thinks he did the right thing.
ReplyDeleteWould read again, only if you change "except", to "accept", in the third line.