The Kindergartener That Could Not Give Any Less Of A Hoot Than He Does Right Now
How much of a hoot did you give when you first went to kindergarten? Probably a considerable amount of a hoot. A 5 year old isn't distanced from their parents a lot of the time before then so it's understandable. However, Tommy over here could not give less of a hoot, heck, or dang.
This kid was relaxed just all of the time, like if you screamed at him and then took your shirt off and ran around the room still screaming, this kid just wouldn't give a hoot. That's exactly what happened. Tyler, the most rebellious of the kindergarteners, took off his shirt and screamed at Tommy. Guess how much of a hoot Tommy gave? Tommy could not give a hoot.
The teacher could not get this class of 5 year olds under control. It was pandemonium. So many kids are crying, too many kids are screaming, one kid has no shirt, and too many of them are giving too much of a hoot. "Settle down kids please! Get off the table! Put your shirt back on!" shouted Teach in vain. "Oh man I'm going to get fired and we're going to be poor oh man." the teacher thought in her head as most people do. Then she locked eyes with the one kid that could not give a bit of a hoot.
"You child! Why don't you give a hoot?" the teacher franticly asked Tommy. The teacher's words fell on deaf ears, and Tommy didn't give a hoot. The glazed but almost content look of Tommy's baby face made the teacher reach an epiphany that she's better than this, that she deserves better. The teacher went on to make a billion dollars.
Tommy's kindergarten class was out of a teacher, and all of the kids were still just freaking out, and it was only 5 minutes into class! Even during all of the pandemonium, there Tommy was, not giving a hoot, and day dreaming about Popsicles.
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